got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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