WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I just had sex on a roof
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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