ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
you will always have a special place in my vag
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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