Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
being pregnant is like rehab
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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