My hand turned me down
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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