Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Randomize