member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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