I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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