Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
BRING THE BAGELS
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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