Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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