Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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