i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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