What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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