i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Randomize