have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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