There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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