so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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