so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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