wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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