they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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