My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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