And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
