You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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