fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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