is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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