Got a toothbrush?
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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