Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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