O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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