I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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