Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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