What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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