Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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