It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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