I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
No I am not eating basil off your cock
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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