found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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