I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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