cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
