What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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