haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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