If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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