Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
This is not my ceiling
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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