"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
her vagine was all disorganized.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
