So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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