it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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