He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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