So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
His nipple licking is glorious
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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