Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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