Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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