is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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