He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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