Slut skills are useful in every country.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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