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(419): View more from Ohio

with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?

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(301): View more from Maryland

he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar

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(302): View more from Delaware

Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.

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Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!

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(631): View more from New York

Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.

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