I cockslap morals
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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