you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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