sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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