I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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